The Hippo "Rage Consumes Me" Vintage Tee

He looks cute. He’s actually spiraling.

The ultimate 'Self-Aware Irony' drop for HuttoCo. This design features an adorably illustrated hippo clutching a bouquet of wildflowers, paired with text that accurately reflects your mood after 20 minutes of traffic on Highway 79. It’s cottagecore meets existential dread—the perfect conversation starter for the 78634.

• The Vibe: High-contrast irony. Perfect for people who love hippos but also love a good 'Internal Screaming' meme.

• 4.2 oz., 100% Airlume combed and ring spun cotton, 32 singles
• Retail fit, unisex sizing
• Shoulder taping, side-seamed
• Pre-shrunk
• Print Method: DIGISOFT®

Relaxed fit. Sewn-in twill label. Locally inspired chaos.